
They're calling it.. the internet. The Information Superhighway. The World-Wide Web. The Electric Knowledge Box. The Net. No one truly understands it or knows what it is or can explain it to me.
Yes there are many terms and vocab for what this new thing of electrons and dreams floating around somewhere like Ghost Writer. He's a ghost, and he writes to us. Ghost Writer.
Ghost Writer also knows how to use the internet which is pretty amazing given that he's a little friendly ghost boy like Casper but cooler.
I asked Ghost Writer to help translate all of the odd new slang and terminology of the Web Net Grid, or internet, for short.
INTERNET SLANG
WWW - the president three times
n00bs - short for no-boobs
OMG - acronym for Old Man Greg
OMGBBQ - acronym for Old Man Greg BBQs
BBQ - acronym for Bald Bastard Questions
ROFL - acronym for the city of Roy Orbison, Florida
ROFLMAO - acronym for Roy Orbison, Florida, May Always Orbit
ROFLCOPTER - Roy Orbison FL helicopters
Websurfing - a form of dance party
Zombo - Zombo.com
ORLY - Orally
YA RLY - Yearly (for pirates)
MST3K - Misty
SFW - censorship
NSFW - a hot chick

The internet may seem vast but it's actually not. You can reach the end if you read fast enough.
