They're calling it.. the internet. The Information Superhighway. The World-Wide Web. The Electric Knowledge Box. The Net. No one truly understands it or knows what it is or can explain it to me.
Yes there are many terms and vocab for what this new thing of electrons and dreams floating around somewhere like Ghost Writer. He's a ghost, and he writes to us. Ghost Writer.

Ghost Writer also knows how to use the internet which is pretty amazing given that he's a little friendly ghost boy like Casper but cooler.

I asked Ghost Writer to help translate all of the odd new slang and terminology of the Web Net Grid, or internet, for short.


INTERNET SLANG
  • WWW - the president three times
  • n00bs - short for no-boobs
  • OMG - acronym for Old Man Greg
  • OMGBBQ - acronym for Old Man Greg BBQs
  • BBQ - acronym for Bald Bastard Questions
  • ROFL - acronym for the city of Roy Orbison, Florida
  • ROFLMAO - acronym for Roy Orbison, Florida, May Always Orbit
  • ROFLCOPTER - Roy Orbison FL helicopters
  • Websurfing - a form of dance party
  • Zombo - Zombo.com
  • ORLY - Orally
  • YA RLY - Yearly (for pirates)
  • MST3K - Misty
  • SFW - censorship
  • NSFW - a hot chick



  • The internet may seem vast but it's actually not. You can reach the end if you read fast enough.